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Jan 30 2012
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I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
Jan 29 2012
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.
She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.
sucked me till my face went ORANGE till
i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS
Jan 29 2012
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by thi
Jan 29 2012
1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee.
sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge!!
Jan 28 2012
Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…
Janhit Mai Jaari!!