Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Jan 19 2012
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Jan 19 2012
Every time I start 2 smile I
Every time I
start to smile I
realize that’s
because I’m
thinking of you,
every time I start to
cry I realize that’s
because I know I
can’t have you!
Marriage,
Jan 19 2012
Man 2 Doctor Marriage SMS
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Jan 19 2012
Walk into the exam with an entourage
Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
Jan 19 2012
Child: Abou jab ap fail hojate thay
Child:Abou jab ap faiL hojate thaY to
dada ap k sath kya slook karty the?
Abu:Wo Meri khoob petai karty the
Child: or jab dada faiL ho jate tu?
Abu:To un k walid unki petai karty the
Child:Abou main b exam main fail ho geya
hon agar ap mery sath muzakrat krain to
ye khandani dehshat gardi khatam ho sakti hai.