Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by thi
Jan 25 2012
Santa Would you have married me if my father
Santa : “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
His wife Jasmeet : “Honey, I’d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE”
Jan 24 2012
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out
Dec 21 2011
Santa To Sardar
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I’m unmarried!
At 10th floor: I’m Banta not Santa
Dec 21 2011
santa and Banta funny sms
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.