Jan 18 2012

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki simt ka dehan rakhna

Category: Misleading SMSsaqi @ 8:26 am

kadam kadam pe hawa ki simt ka dehan rakhna.mushkil waqt mei bhi dosti ko yad rakhna.hmari yao ki khusbu tmhain zror aye gi.BUS TM ZARA APNI NAK SAF RAKHNA

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Jan 18 2012

Best Misleading SMS

Category: Misleading SMSsaqi @ 8:18 am

Ek larki dusri se: Yar shuru shuru main To Bara Maza Aa Raha Tha Lekin,… @ Doosri: lekin Kia? Batao na 1st: lekin Jab Bad Me Zor Zor Ke Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri To Kamar Hi Toot Gai, £ Me to Kasam Khati Hon k Aainda £ ? @ ChingChi  (Riksha) Me Kabhi Safar Nahi [...]

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Jan 18 2012

Very Cute Question

Category: Misleading SMSsaqi @ 8:13 am

Very Cute question :

Asked by a daughter to her father:

I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your name and Sir-name with me

then

Why are you forcing me to change it??

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Jan 07 2012

5 Qualities

Category: Misleading SMSsaqi @ 7:48 am

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

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Jan 07 2012

Teacher asks Girl

Category: Misleading SMSsaqi @ 7:45 am

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high

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